Thursday, September 21, 2006

Night Night, Daddy

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said:

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!”


“I gave you three chances
And you didn't behave
Now you're a goon! POOF!!”

The moral of the story is:

Ten Little Monkeys

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"…

The Donut Song

Well, I walked around the corner
And I walked around the block
And I walked right into a donut shop
And I picked up a donut, right out of the case
And I handed the lady my five cent piece.

Well, she looked at the donut
And she looked at me
And she said, “This nickel won’t do, you see
There’s a hole in this nickel
I can see right through…”

I said, “Maam, there’s a hole in the donut too!
Thanks for the donut! So long!!”

Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle lives here in our town. She is very small and has a hump on her back. When children ask her about the hump, she says, "Oh that's a big lump of magic. Sometimes it turns me into a witch; other times into a dwarf or a fairy, and on special occasions it makes me into a queen." The children are all very envious of the hump because, besides being magic, it is such a convenient fastening place for wings.

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day.
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.

It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play.
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school.

Night Night, Daddy. Your macaroon loves you the most. I want to be cuddled up in your arms when I fall asleep for the rest of my life. I am very much in love with you.

Sweet dreams,


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